Killing Things, Arenas, and Battleground Weekends

So I've had alot of fun killing things this week. We took it easy for a few days after The Eye. Killed some Clefthoofs and did some fishing in and around Telaar, some demons south of Ogri'la, and those annoying bird people near my old cave. Just kinda rest and relax for a few days. I needed a bit of a catnap after the excitement of the weekend.

While I was chill-laxing, hunter apparently has been up to a little something something. First of all he finally got around to naming scorpid (the little twunt is now known as Kitty). Second, and probably more news worthy, he found a guild-mate willing to join him in arena battle! He brought Kitty with them as they were spanked by another hunter and a can of healing. Kitty tried to blame it on the ale hunter had been drinking all night. Friday they went back before Warsong Gulch, and Snakes on a Trap didn't fair much better. The hunter and mage wiped floor with them, Kitty almost had the lock down but the shadow priest kept saving them, and I was brought in against can of sword smacking and the can of healing for the longest fight of the teams short career (4 minutes). My claws don't work well on solid metals.
They did win one fight. Kitty stung the hell out of the druid, and the hunter apparently wasn't as good as Hunter. :)

Then it was time for one of my favorite things Warsong Gulch!!! For those of you who are not familiar with this battleground you get your hunter and nine more to capture the flag of a bunch of horde. Now for most pets, your job is to take your hunter and go with the offensive team to get the flag. I don't recommend letting your hunter taking the flag when there are cans or druids around. The job of you and your hunter is to kill the people trying to get your flag carrier. Now you need to know what to go after first to be effective. No cans, they are bad for our nail job. I also don't recommend going after shamma-lamma-ding-dongs, cause they are probably wearing metal too. You wanna go for the squishies. Many people will tell you squishies are wearing cloth. This is not always the case. Those sneaky stabby people are squishies too. The it's a tree, it's a cat, it's a bear, it's a people things can be tricky.
That's task one. Task two is getting back the flag. Hunter is one of the best classes for finding the other teams flag carrier. We find them, hide and let everyone else know where the flag is, and then pounce when reinforcements show up. Plus if our flag carrier drops it, we're in great position to grab the flag. (please note that this is the only time you're hunter should have the flag and it should be given to a can at the first available moment)
But my favorite is flag guarding. We stealth, hunter stealths, and we destroy whoever comes to pick up our flag. Now we don't just go jumping on the first thing in red in the room. No No No. We wait for someone to actually take the flag. Why? generally the first ones in are there to distract us so cans can grab the flag.

Anyways tonight there may be some WSG, some Karazhan, or possibly some 80's metal. We haven't decided.

The Eye

One of my favorite things to do, other than lay out in the sun with a nice stack of fish, is to grab my hunter and a bunch of people he hangs out with and go kill the mean people and their monsters. So we got together last night with these people he calls "guild-mates" and headed over to Tempest Keep to go kill stuff in "The Eye".

My hunter recently joined a new guild. It's not cause there was anything wrong with the old one, he tells me he works with someone in this guild. So with all these new people around I was nervous. What made things even worse was that I was the only animal there! My hunter said not to worry, cause we knew what to do and were totally prepared and brought plenty of food and potions and stuff. So we went about our normal routine, kill the blood elves, pull the ones with the wanna-be dragons, pull the bigger wanna-be dragons. He died a few times pulling the big ones, like he always does, cause he's dumb.

So I'm getting ready to go The Crucible to get Void Reaver and he's all like no. I'm confused, are we going to The Solarium for High Astromancer Solarian? No? We Get To Kill The Birdie ?!? We've never tried to kill the the fire bird before. Oh was I excited. That may have been premature, but it's fun killing new things. Unfortunately for us, Al'ar (I guess that's the birdie's name, at least that's what the were calling it) wouldn't stay dead. We would kill it, then it would come back and kill us. I like things I kill to stop attacking after I kill it. So after many tries, we went to go kill Solarian when the Blood Elves from the birdie started to come back. I've only seen Solarian once before, so I was still pretty excited. So we attack Solarian, then the agents, then the priest, then Solarian, rinse and repeat. But then wow Solarian turned into a big blueberry monster! Ok so it wasn't a blueberry, at least not one I've ever tasted. I'm glad I recently had my nails sharpened, cause I scratched that thing until there was nothing but armor left.


Were we done? Not yet, cause I hadn't taken a shot at Void Reaver! So we run down the hall, kill kill kill, and in no time we are tearing into it's ankles. Hunter kept us topped off and we shrugged of his poundings and in no time there was a pile of scrap metal at my paws.



Hunter was really happy about how well we did, and that was before he got his new pants from the rubble that was Void Reaver's corpse.

Sneakiness and other fun stuff

Can you see us? No? We are there. It's cause of Prowl.

What's Prowl? Well it's this skill that my hunter taught me which makes it so you can't see me until I start attacking you. My hunter can do something like it, but he can't move or you can see him again. It's really fun when we are by a flag in Arathi Basin and some rogue thinks he is going to sneak up and steal it. That's why we rock. Bacon and the Scorpid? They can't stealth. Those little guys with the big guns? Nope, they're just little guys. I remember how cool I felt when I realized not all animals could do that. I was chilling at the stable and this ugly snake looking thing with wings was being all "I'm the coolest pet ever" and I was like "first of all I'm in charge not my hunter and second, you suck cause couldn't sneak up a dead frog. And your breath smells like you ate a 3 week dead murloc covered with rotten owl eggs."

Turns out just cause he can't stealth doesn't mean he doesn't know any special tricks. Lightning shot out of his mouth! Luckily my hunter had prepared me to deal with that type of magic, so I quickly went upside his head half a dozen times with my paws. He learned to not run his mouth without his smelly cow friend.

Shutout

So my hunter wanted to go do Eye of the Storm. I was like I just got my nails done. Didn't you get that scorpid for when I don't feel like doing these types of thing?



Seven minutes later guess who's back bragging about all the Horde she killed? Seriously there is something evil about that scorpid.

1st Post

Hi,

I'm Pudanda, a Blackwind Sabercat. I was born and raised in the Skettis region of Terokkar Forest of the Sargeras-US sever of World of Warcraft. You are confused? You are wondering how a cat from a video game can have a blog aren't you? Does the fact that I am able to speak common fairly well and don't use leet speak or talk like a lolcat blow your mind? 3rd Wall I breakz it and eatz it nom nom nom.

So anyways there I was one day minding my own business, when out of the corner of my eye, I see this thing walking on only 2 legs. This is not something a cat sees every day! So I watch it for a few seconds before it disappears. Whoa! Where did it go? I must of eaten a bird that had dead longer than I had thought. So tell my boyfriend that I need a nap and head into the cave to catch a quick nap. Just as I'm starting to get settled I hear him growl and turn to see that thing on 2 legs stick him with a big pointy stick. So I attacked the thing. As my paw is about to land I freeze in place. So this thing with a big stick is standing there with his hands out to me, but not using the stick, I can't move, and I've never been so cold in my life.

Seemingly as soon as things started, they appeared to have stopped. There I was bewildered, upset, and I had the urge to just take off running. Then something amazing happened. It gave me fish. And I'm not talking any old fish from the lake with scales and bones and stuff. This fish was cooked. Seriously have you had cooked fish? Eat it, it's damn good. So this thing calls itself Zahana, and he is something called a Night Elf Hunter. At the time I had no clue what any of that meant, and as long as he gave me more of this delicious food I didn't care.

Oh my goodness it didn't end at the fish. He brought me to new places I hand never seen before, and gave me all this food I had never eaten before. I mean this guy had killed my boyfriend, for no noticeable reason. What I do about it? I hang out with him, we go kill things, explore new places, and fight against this evil group he calls "The Horde" (usually he calls them something else, but I'm a lady and such vile words will not pass through my lips.) I made my hunter (that's right I'm in charge) to go out and get a Boar to handle the day to day things (seriously even though Clefthoof Bulls are tasty, I got better things to do) and a Scorpid for when I just don't want to do something (apparently this Alliance he belongs to gets severally beaten in this place known as Alterac Valley, no fun)