Can you see us? No? We are there. It's cause of Prowl.
What's Prowl? Well it's this skill that my hunter taught me which makes it so you can't see me until I start attacking you. My hunter can do something like it, but he can't move or you can see him again. It's really fun when we are by a flag in Arathi Basin and some rogue thinks he is going to sneak up and steal it. That's why we rock. Bacon and the Scorpid? They can't stealth. Those little guys with the big guns? Nope, they're just little guys. I remember how cool I felt when I realized not all animals could do that. I was chilling at the stable and this ugly snake looking thing with wings was being all "I'm the coolest pet ever" and I was like "first of all I'm in charge not my hunter and second, you suck cause couldn't sneak up a dead frog. And your breath smells like you ate a 3 week dead murloc covered with rotten owl eggs."
Turns out just cause he can't stealth doesn't mean he doesn't know any special tricks. Lightning shot out of his mouth! Luckily my hunter had prepared me to deal with that type of magic, so I quickly went upside his head half a dozen times with my paws. He learned to not run his mouth without his smelly cow friend.
Sunday, January 20, 2008
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